
24 February 2026
Confessions & ChaosMy Garlic Breath Almost Got Me Disowned at Iftar
I went to Iftar with breath that could peel paint, and it was almost the best decision I ever made. A tale of family, faith, and forty cloves of garlic.
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I went to Iftar with breath that could peel paint, and it was almost the best decision I ever made. A tale of family, faith, and forty cloves of garlic.

He complained I stank of garlic. So I did what any self-respecting garlic freak would do: I chose the bread basket over a second date.
